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Finance jokes accounting jokes. What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet. The accountant knows he s boring. If you can t laugh at yourself life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you d like.

While you re there be sure to scroll to our slideshow of accounting cartoons and save a few to share with people who can appreciate them. Tie them to a chair and mess up their excel formulas. You can do a lot with these accounting jokes.

Jul 20 2015 personal finances budgets credit scores etc are some serious topics. He just couldn t budget. But i like your thinking 15.

100 accounting jokes business jokes finance jokes. The accountant knows he s boring. Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child no son.

What do you call a group financial controller who s lost his job. The mathematician answers second simple the answer is 2. 15 jokes about accountants.

It s one of our favorite quotes from the 2004 flick garden state by the way because it s so true. The interviewer asks them all to individually calculate 1 1. An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

Doctor i just can t get to sleep at night. You can tell them at a bar and get ignored. Have you tried counting sheep.

Doctor i just can t get to sleep at night have you tried counting sheep that s the problem i make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it. What do you call a group financial controller who s lost his job. It wouldn t be tax deductible when little bo peep loses her sheep.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. What s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer. The banker answers first 2 of course.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane. Your options are truly endless once you. You can tell them on your vacation and contemplate your priorities.

Aside from the one liners and puns that were shared with us we found these and other jokes at business insider the alternate accountant jokes 4 us crush the cpa exam and the accountant s bad joke book. See more ideas about humor bones funny make me laugh. You can tell them at work and make all of your co workers feel bad for your sense of humor.

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